| 2009 Football Cool Pool Schedule | ||
| Week 1 | ||
| September 13th, 2009 | ||
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Blanchard Bullies | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Carolina B. Hounds | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| Preston Llamas | vs | JJs Cards |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | 8 sec Pigskinnerz |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Miller's Hitmen |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Big TD's |
| Blazin' Beess | vs | Drew Crew |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Bama Burners |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Grass Stains |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Marlton Giants | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Week 2 | ||
| September 20th, 2009 | ||
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Carolina B. Hounds | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | JJs Cards |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| 8 Second Pigskinnerz | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Virginia Brownies |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Bama Burners | vs | Drew Crew |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Grass Stains | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Big TD's |
| Week 3 | ||
| September 27th, 2009 | ||
| Christian Warriors | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Chester Racecars | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Carolina B. Hounds | vs | Bama Burners |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | Ledoux's Khalasers |
| JJs Cards | vs | Virginia Brownies |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Indiana Indians |
| 8 Second Pigskinnerz | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Miller's Hitmen |
| Drew Crew | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Big TD's |
| Grass Stains | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| Week 4 | ||
| October 4th, 2009 | ||
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Drew Crew |
| Big TD's | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Blazin' Bees | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Bama Burners | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Grass Stains | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Carolina B Hounds | vs | JJs Cards |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Ledoux's Khalasers |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| Week 5 | ||
| October 11th, 2009 | ||
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | EMB Slugs |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Big TD's |
| Drew Crew | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Blazin' Bees | vs | Bama Burners |
| Marlton Giants | vs | JJs Cards |
| Grass Stains | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Ohio Buckeye |
| Christian Warriors | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Carolina B Hounds | vs | Ledoux's Khalasers |
| 8 Second Pigskinners | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | Virginia Brownies |
| Week 6 | ||
| October 18th, 2009 | ||
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Virginia Brownies |
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Drew Crew |
| Chester Racecars | vs | 8 Second Pigskinners |
| Blanchard Bullies | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| Carolina B Hounds | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| JJs Cards | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Ledoux's Khalasers |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Frankfurt Galaxy | vs | Miller's Hitmen |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Christian Warriors | vs | Big TD's |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Marlton Giants | vs | Bama Burners |
| Grass Stains | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Week 7 | ||
| October 25th, 2009 | ||
| Drew Crew | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Big TD's | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Bama Burners | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | JJs Cards |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Waxhaw Thrillers | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Christian Warriors | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Grass Stains |
| Marlton Giants | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Week 8 | ||
| November 1st, 2009 | ||
| EMB Slugs | vs | Miller's Hitmen |
| Big TD's | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Drew Crew |
| Bama Burners | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Frankfurt Galaxy | vs | Grass Stains |
| Waxhaw Thrillers | vs | Renegade Nurses |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Blanchard Bullies | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Chester Racecars | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| JJs Cards | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Week 9 | ||
| November 8th, 2009 | ||
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Big TD's | vs | Chester Racecars |
| EMB Slugs | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Drew Crew | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| Blazin' Bees | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Bama Burners | vs | JJs Cards |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Grass Stains | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |
| 8 Second Pigskinnerz | vs | Indiana Indians |
| Week 10 | ||
| November 15th, 2009 | ||
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | EMB Slugs |
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Big TD's |
| Blazin' Bees | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Drew Crew | vs | Bama Burners |
| Indiana Indians | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Christian Warriors | vs | Grass Stains |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Ohio Buckeye |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Chester Racecars | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Blanchard Bullies | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| JJs Cards | vs | Ray's Pendejos |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Waxhaw Thrillers | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Week 11 | ||
| November 22nd, 2009 | ||
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Carolina B Hounds | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Renegade Nurses |
| Blanchard Bullies | vs | Grass Stains |
| Drew Crew | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Bama Burners | vs | Indiana Indians |
| 8 Second Pigskinnerz | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | EMB Slugs |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | Big TD's |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Waxhaw Thrillers | vs | Miller's Hitmen |
| Chester Racecars | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | JJs Cards |
| Week 12 | ||
| November 29th, 2009 | ||
| Waxhaw Thrillers | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Virginia Brownies | vs | EMB Slugs |
| Indiana Indians | vs | Highland Hustlers |
| Ledoux's Khalasers | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| Preston Llamas | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| JJs Cards | vs | Chester Racecars |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | Steel Armadillos |
| Fenway's Front Line | vs | Christian Warriors |
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Drew Crew |
| Sullivan Smashers | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Big TD's | vs | Bama Burners |
| Orange Smoke | vs | Marlton Giants |
| Grass Stains | vs | Ohio Buckeye |
| Renegade Nurses | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Week 13 | ||
| December 6th, 2009 | ||
| Miller's Hitmen | vs | Sullivan Smashers |
| Big TD's | vs | EMB Slugs |
| Drew Crew | vs | Blazin' Bees |
| Bama Burners | vs | Orange Smoke |
| Marlton Giants | vs | 8 Second Pigskinnerz |
| Grass Stains | vs | Renegade Nurses |
| Christian Warriors | vs | Frankfurt Galaxy |
| Ohio Buckeye | vs | Ledoux's Khalasers |
| Steel Armadillos | vs | Fenway's Front Line |
| Chester Racecars | vs | Blanchard Bullies |
| Ray's Pendejos | vs | Carolina B Hounds |
| JJs Cards | vs | Preston Llamas |
| Highland Hustlers | vs | Virginia Brownies |
| Indiana Indians | vs | Waxhaw Thrillers |